(Source: prettyfacelittlewaist)

WHEN MY FRIEND ASKS ME WHEN I TAKE MY LUNCH HOUR

whatshouldwecallnursing:

i’m just like,

WHEN THE NURSE I FOLLOWED IS BACK THE NEXT SHIFT SO I’M DONE WITH REPORT BY 7:15

whatshouldwecallnursing:

we’re just like,

WHEN SOMEONE SAYS NURSING SOUNDS LIKE AN EASY JOB

whatshouldwecallnursing:

WHEN MY PATIENT SAYS SHE IS ALLERGIC TO ALL PAIN MEDS EXCEPT DILAUDID

whatshouldwecallnursing:

WHEN I’M ENJOYING 15 STRAIGHT DAYS OFF BECAUSE I TOOK A VACATION WEEK AND STRATEGICALLY SCHEDULED MY SHIFTS THE WEEKS BEFORE AND AFTER IT

whatshouldwecallnursing:

Had a really bad day at work today. Now I can see why some nurses become alcoholics.

The worst part of all this is that it’s not just one thing that was bad, it was all the things. I’m trying to figure out why I’ve decided to step up and charge. 

Ugh so over it.

miggylol:

#my typical reaction to realizing i’m outside as well

Who knew that I would be jealous of Miley Cyrus. But her body is bangin’. New body goal.

(Source: fuckyeahcyrus)